Mar 14

Molvi sahb apki fees

Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-):-D

Mar 14

It’s funny when people discuss LOVE

Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

Mar 14

Attending a wedding for the first time

Attending a wedding for the first time, a
little girl whispered to her mother, “Why
is the bride dressed in white?” “Because
white is the color of happiness, and today
is the happiest day of her life.” The child
thought about this for a moment then
said,
“So why the groom wearing black?”

Mar 14

Height of good luck

Height of good luck
teacher: Hey! Stand up, tell me two pronouns
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Student: who? Me?
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Teacher: very good, sit down

Mar 14

Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?

Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?
Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han 🙁
Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?
Girl: Sirf 90%
Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro
Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye
Pass ho Jande Ne 😀 😛

Mar 14

Unlike others your brain is a master piece,

Unlike others your brain is a master piece,
It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right.
In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!

Mar 14

BADSHA NY SUNNAR KO DARBAR ME BULAYA

1 BADSHA KO 1LARKI PASAND AAGAI
US LARKI KA BAAP SUNNAR THA
BADSHA NY SUNNAR KO DARBAR ME BULAYA ,,,,,,

4 DIN GUZARY K BAWAJUD BHI SUNNAR BADSHA KY DARBAR NA AYA TOU BADSHA NY SUNNAR KO GRIFTAR KARNY KY LEA SIPAAHI BHEJY

JUB WOH SUNNAR K GHAR PHONCHY TOU GHAR KO TALA LGA HUA THA

BADSHA NY SIPAHIYON KO HUKAM DIYA K SUNNAR KO DHOONDO ……..
SIPAHIYON NY SUNNAR KO HAR JAGHA DONDHA LEKIN WO UNKO KAHEIN NA MILA AUR SIPHAYION KA SARA WAQT ASY BARBAD HUA JESY AP KA SMS KO PHRNY ME…………………………………