Mar 23

Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.

Mar 23

Q: What is a double-blind study?

Q: What is a double-blind study?
A: Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
Things You Don”t Want to Hear During Surgery:
Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
That was some party last night. I can”t remember when I”ve been that drunk.
Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Well this book doesn”t say that… What edition is your …

Mar 23

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: That depends on whether it has health insurance.
A2: None. They just tell it to take two asprin and come round to the surgery later.
A3: None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary.
A4: None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines.
A5: Only one, but he has to …

Mar 23

Q: What is a double-blind study?

Q: What is a double-blind study?
A: Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
Things You Don”t Want to Hear During Surgery:
Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
That was some party last night. I can”t remember when I”ve been that drunk.
Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Well this book doesn”t say that… What edition is your …