Mar 14

Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi

Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin.
Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya..
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Q k
santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)

Mar 14

Molvi sahb apki fees

Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-):-D

Mar 14

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,
Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… : …

Mar 14

It’s funny when people discuss LOVE

Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

Mar 14

2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily

2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily
1 nay kaha chalo police k bataty hain
2ra agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to
1 kahain gay 1 hi mila tha

Mar 14

Most innocent & heart touching lines

“Most innocent & heart touching lines said by a true lover to his love while break-up…!”
“baji mere gift wapas kar dain..!”

Mar 14

Attending a wedding for the first time

Attending a wedding for the first time, a
little girl whispered to her mother, “Why
is the bride dressed in white?” “Because
white is the color of happiness, and today
is the happiest day of her life.” The child
thought about this for a moment then
said,
“So why the groom wearing black?”

Mar 14

Height of good luck

Height of good luck
teacher: Hey! Stand up, tell me two pronouns
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Student: who? Me?
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Teacher: very good, sit down