Nov 21

What is Marriage?

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

Nov 21

Golden Rule:-

Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her:)

Nov 21

2 MEN TALKING

2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

Nov 21

Grooms, once you marry,

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

Nov 21

Some people ask the secret

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Nov 21

Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Nov 21

nteligent man +

Inteligent man + inteligent girl = Friendship.

Duffer man + inteligent girl=Love.

Inteligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.

Duffer man+ duffer girl= Lovemarriage

Nov 21

Marriage is like going to

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…

Nov 21

A couple were being interviewed

A couple were being interviewed
on their Golden Wedding Anniversary.
They were asked “In all that time,
did you ever consider divorce?”
“Oh, no, not divorce,” one said.
“Murder sometimes but never divorce.

Nov 21

Interesting Facts of Marriage

Interesting Facts of Marriage. . . Smile
Q. Kya Shadi Janat ka Darwaza Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Magar Bahir Jany kaB-)
Q. Insan Apni Bewaqufi Par kab khush Hota Hy?
Ans. Shadi k DinB-)
Q. Kya Zubani Laraai Mein Orat Sy koi Jeet Sakta Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Doosri OratB-)
Q. Tallaaq ki Sab Sy Bari Waja kya Hy?
Ans. Shadi.Smile