Mar 18

Chawal 1 rupay k 2 danay

Budget 2009

Chawal 1 rupay k 2 danay.

Daal 50 paisay k 4 danay.

Oil 10 rupay k 2 Qatray.

Doodh 2 rupay ka 1 Qatra.

Note: yeah sab chezain aik sath kharednay walay ko…
1. Daisy Ghee ke khushboo sunghae ja a ge.
2. Petrole bhe muft dikhaya ja a ga.
Pakistan Zinda Baad.

Mar 18

mein shohrat ka talib naheen

mein shohrat ka talib naheen
mein protocole ka talib naheen
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen
“Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha”

Mar 18

OBAMA or ZARDARI jahaz me ja rahe thay

OBAMA or ZARDARI jahaz me ja rahe thay
.
OBAMA bola”agar me yahan 1 caror dollar giraon tu 1 cror log Muj ko dua den gay
.
ZARDARI bola”agar mein sirf sadarat chor dun To 18 caror log mujhe dua den gay
.
Jahaz ka Captain Pathan bola Agar me ye jahaz he gira doun to puri duniya MUJHE duaen de gi
.
*GEO PATHAN*

Mar 18

“A breif history of drone attacks

“A breif history of drone attacks
year/no of attacks
2004/1
2005/2
2006/2
2007/4
2008/33
2009/53
2010/118
2011/200
Total no:of attacks=413
minimum deaths=2241
attack during mushrif govt=9
minimum deaths=112
attacks during ppp’s govt=223
minimum deaths=2129
<lekin hmari awam ko roti,kapra aur makaan chahiye tha,aur ab un k pas chaddi,topi aur banyan tak nhi rahi..”
geo pak awam
geo bhutto
rajj k lutto….!

Mar 18

Ek Sitam Hai Jo Bade Pyar Se Dhaya Ja Raha hai

Ek Sitam Hai Jo Bade Pyar Se Dhaya Ja Raha hai
Ab to Upvas k Nam Par Bhi Uphas Kiya Ja Raha hai

Kehte the Jinho ne Galti ka Ehsas karaya Unka Shukriya
Lekin Sadbhavna k Nam Pe Unhi se Vairbhav Kiya Ja Raha Hai

Do Char hi to Reh Gaye hai Yaha Sach Bolne wale
Ab Unhe Bhi Nesto Nabud kiya Ja Raha hai

Barso Se Sunte Aye hai Shakil k Vinash kale Viprit Budhhi
Mujhe Ab Is Jumle Pe Yakin Hua Ja Raha Hai